We are going to post a bunch of jokes on here . We hope you'll love them.
1. The policeman brought four boys before the judge.
'' They caused a terrible commotion at the zoo your Honor,'' he said.
'' Boys,'' said the judge sternly, ''I never like to hear reports of juvenile delinquency like this. As I point to each one of you, tell me your name and what you were doing wrong.''
'' My name is Tom'' said the first boy . '' and I threw peanuts into the elephant pen.''
'' My name is Dick, '' said the second boy'' and I threw peanuts into the elephant pen.
'' My name is Harry, '' said the third boy, '' and I threw peanuts into the elephant pen.''
'' My name is Peanuts, '' said the fourth boy.
2. '' Mommy, Mommy !
Daddy's on fire !''
''Quick, get the marshmallows !''
That's all for now, tell us how you enjoyed them.
P.S. They are from a jokebook.